Legend of the Elipsicon

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

79. Midge

The town's seamstress. She makes fine clothes and (like a lot of you young people around these parts) dreams of life beyond the mountains surrounding the shire.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

78. Clara Hammond

The sheriff's wife. She makes sure the secrets of the town are known to all. She will tell you anything she knows, or has heard, or may have imagined.

Monday, September 27, 2010

77. Sheriff Hammond

Having retired from the royal army, he now serves as the sheriff of Drost. He knows much of weapons but generally leaves the gang of lawless criminals to themselves.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

76. Jasper

The priest. He holds weekly services, visits the sick, conducts last rites, and performs weddings. He's not very good with groups; as he is shadow specced.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

75. Marshall

This fire mage usually is the happy-go-lucky carriage salesman who the shirefolk know and love. When his temper takes over, though, the magic of fire is unleashed.

Friday, September 24, 2010

74. Hank

This black guy fits right in, strangely enough. He serves the community as barber and hairdresser extraordinaire. He obviously thinks that something should be done about your unorthodox hairstyle. A trim perhaps?

Thursday, September 23, 2010

73. Doris

The barber's wife. She usually has the strangest hairdo in town, although it seems that with you here things have changed. Most of the time she can be found at the market.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

72. Selendria

The Drost town witch-woman. Turns out, she's the sister of that one lady you met. Yeah, the village-leadery one. Most of her so-called magic really just comes down to a whole lot of behind-the-scenes legwork. She supplies potions and trinkets.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

71. Rusty

Thirteen years of age. He delivers things. He plans to make his business national within the next five years. He provides you with several minor delivery boy quests culminating in your ultimate frustration.

Monday, September 20, 2010

70. Mr. Johnson

As you now well know, Mr. Johnson is a master of the ancient arts of martial combat. He also owns the local brewery. The secrets of either craft come only at a great price. No, not that kind. Money. I meant money.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

69. Winky

A tragic kickball accident robbed him of the sight in his left eye years ago. His kickball career was over forever. He was forced to spend the rest of his life with only one eye open. His other eye, he claims, stings when he opens it.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

68. Corvall

This blacksmith is neat and clean. Although he is young, his work is valued throughout the land as it is durable and well-balanced.

Friday, September 17, 2010

67. Don

Don doesn't do much of anything.  He claims to be in training. Hopes someday to be rich and famous, but he isn't quite sure how to start. No, he doesn't want to "join your party." Whatever that means.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

66. Withersby

Withersby can communicate with the spirits of those who have passed to the land beyond the grave. In spite of his amazing ability, most of what he does is smoke and mirrors.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

65. Mr. Seville

The town's cheapskate. Never spends a shilling that he doesn't have to. May or may not be secretly wealthy as it makes no difference in his lifestyle. Clearly, he also cuts his own hair.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

64. Marlon Corldington

Like many half-elves, he seems to have inherited the worst traits of both humans and elves. He specializes the cooking of poultry. It's rumored that his hearing is exeptional.

Monday, September 13, 2010

63. "General" Haversly

Nah, he's no general. I don't even see any chevrons. Clearly he just likes dressing up. For the most part, his obnoxious comments don't lead to violence, as they are not ill-intended. If you strike him, however, the other people of Drost will understand.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

62. Bill Menderson

Shoemaker. Once crafted the finest shoes in town. Now he is destitute. His own children often go barefoot. Seeks odd jobs. Currently seems to be working as some sort of bouncer.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

61. Mr. Drew

Schoolteacher. A kind and loving figure. He teaches at the schoolhouse and may be employed as a tutor of both violin and dance. He is suspected to be a liberal. The town gossip also mentioned that he had spent some time in the Outer Islands.

Friday, September 10, 2010

60. Howard

He seems humble, likable, and kind-hearted. He is often seen donating to charities. Upon closer inspection you realize that his full head of hair is actually a massive combover. You begin to doubt that he is all he pretends to be. Then, he offers you a great deal on collectible paper fragments.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

59. Old Samuels

He has an uncanny ability to predict the weather. Samuels travelled this continent for half a lifetime buying and selling the finest of carpets before bottoming out in Drost. He now carries with him only a small scrap of rug, no bigger than his gnarled hand.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

58. Babcock

He's smaller than most of the townsfolk, but the baker has a large heart. Seriously though, It is actually too large. It's a medical condition.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

57. Arnson

Farm boy: Simple and hard working. Still dresses in the outmoded fashions of the last century. Whittles in his spare time. He dreams of another world that he may someday see. He reminds you a little bit of yourself, last week.

Monday, September 6, 2010

56. Speedy

This old man has never left Drost in his entire life. He foresees no major changes in the future and fails to acknowledge the changes of the present. He's got a pretty good sense of humor, but he takes quite a while to say anything.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

55. Carol

The doctor's wife. She sees it as her duty to reform the backward ways of this small town. She may usually be found on Main Street wearing rather expensive clothes.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

54. Dr. Kennicott

The town's physician recently returned from the High Academy of Sciences. He cares for the sick using methods of science and doubts the existence of magic. Other than that, he's a pretty accepting guy.

Friday, September 3, 2010

53. Brancattio (Try and make it sound Italian.)

Having started life as a court jester (yes, he was a court jester as a baby) Brancattio's ability to turn a phrase and cloak wisdom in humor soon made him famous throughout the civilized world. Eventually he abandoned the humor (if not the tights) completely and became Drost Shire's wise man and High Quest Giver. Correlates the directive efforts of the mimes. Knows about everything, but can only tell you exactly what you need to know.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

52. Robert

This young bard is monitored for research purposes by a large unclassified being with almost unlimited powers. The mysterious creature will go to great lengths to preserve Robert's life.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

51. Hrumph Gwarr

A captured mountain yeti, paraded around the various towns of Drost Shire for money. These creatures are generally shy and stick to the icy northern wasteland or mountainous areas. His eyes plead with you for release, but his mouth says "Grawwhr hrrr wrooghrah ghraauu!"